A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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