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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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