- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

child labor

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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