- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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