Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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