- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

i like turtles

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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