- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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