What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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PICKLES

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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