Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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american idol

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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