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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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shut up elliot

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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