A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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9/11

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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why girl die cancer

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Yo mama so fat.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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