Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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