- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

I will create more jobs for americans

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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