- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

I will create more jobs for americans

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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