- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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