Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

knock knock go away!!!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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