Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

binladin walks into the american seals

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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