- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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