Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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No soup for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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