- Anti Joke

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

I enjoy Popcorn

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

why dont they make black forks

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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