- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

13 =B you just learned something

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot