- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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