- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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