A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Knock knock It's open, come in

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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