- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??