European on my shoes, buddy.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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womens rights.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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