What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Mahmy

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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