Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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