why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

An Asian with a big dick.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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