Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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