- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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