A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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