Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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