- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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