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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

"Knock knock." "Come in."

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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