"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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