Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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