- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

I hate blackniggers

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What? Huh?

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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