- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A bar walks into a man

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

feminism

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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