Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Brain fart

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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