Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Tim likes girls

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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