- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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