- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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