What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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penis

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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