- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Yo Momma So Fat!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Obama

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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