Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Jovan

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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