Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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