A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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