- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Me

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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