Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Anti Joke

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