There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

i just pooped that is all!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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