You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Tall asians

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is life? Paul.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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