Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What is green and slow Grass.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Penis chickens

Iif your reading this ur gay

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...