Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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