Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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jews

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Communism hehe xd

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Anti Joke

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