Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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