why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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PICKLES

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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