A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

WNBA

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Do the roar!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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