- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A man did not like this site

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Do the roar!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

WNBA

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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