knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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