- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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