What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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the WNBA.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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