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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A American seeking into mexico

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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