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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A young baby died.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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