Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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The child was fired from his job.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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