- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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