Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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womens rights.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Beka has AIDS

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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