Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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This is an anti- joke

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Roses are flowers.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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