- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Homo say what?

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

well use a tissue!

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