- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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