What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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