Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Take wrong turns

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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