Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A lot eh?

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read me write me

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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