- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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