- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Please don't shoot me

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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