- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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