- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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