How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What's just not right? Left

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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