- Anti Joke

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Obama lin Baden.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

123 f*ck off

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Anti Joke

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