what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Three men are stranded in a small rowboat. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. It became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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there was once a jew

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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were at work systems r down

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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