- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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womens rights.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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