A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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