- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

read me write me

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Knock Knock Come in

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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