What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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