- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Men's rights

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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