boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Tony Romo

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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