- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Anyone can post anything.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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