- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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