- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Face...the other white meat!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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