- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what are three short words? i a am

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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