- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

David Cameron

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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