What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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123 f*ck off

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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