- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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