Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Allah walked into AK Bar

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many light bulbs? 1

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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