A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How old are you? 7

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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