- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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