- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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