- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Diarrhea

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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