What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Charlie Sheen

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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