so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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