- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Yanter, Look it up

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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