- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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