Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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