- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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