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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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