- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

AIDS

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Abortion

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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