who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Dwight Howard

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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your face

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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A man died.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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