- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A lot eh?

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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