- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

your face is kinda funny

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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