- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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