I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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