How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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