What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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autistic kids rock

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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