Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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