- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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