- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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