A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Pickles are moist.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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