- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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