Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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