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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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