- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Happy Monday!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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