What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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