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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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