- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Jack Stevens

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What hurts like hell? HELL

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

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