what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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