- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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