whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock Knock.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Albino African Americans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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