What do you call an blank test? an F

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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