Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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