- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

poopy is poopy

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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