why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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cool

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What's just not right? Left

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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