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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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