How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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why girl die cancer

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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www.xnxx.com

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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