- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

this website is a bad joke

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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