what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Your big dick.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

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