- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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