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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why? Because.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A dancer walks into a barre

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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