What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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