- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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