A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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