A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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9/11 my birthday

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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