Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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www.xnxx.com

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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