- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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