Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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