What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Women's Rights

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Women outside of the kitchen.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Dwarf Shortage

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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