there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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time to spruce up!

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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