One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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