There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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