- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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