A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Peas

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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