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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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