- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

you will like this because i am black.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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