What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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