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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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