- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

i am a dino. RAWR.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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