- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

I'm Polish.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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