what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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