- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Brain fart

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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