- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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