quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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