- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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