- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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