who is gay wit mon james cornish

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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