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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

binladin walks into the american seals

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Knock knock Who’s there? The police, your family was killed in a horrific car crash on highway 22 this morning at 10:15 after they collided head on with a truck. They died instantly if it is any conciliation. We will contact you further into our investigation. Dave then poured himself a whiskey and thought about all the good times he and his family shared, teaching Jessica to ride a bike, his and Kate’s honeymoon in Honolulu, playing catch with Jacob. That’s when the full extremity of the situation hit Dave causing him to break into tears he sat and cried for three hours and fifteen minutes. Once he had gotten that out of his system he decided to visit his mother and tell her the horrible news. Knock Knock Who’s there? Dave Dave who? Again Dave breaks into tears as his grandmothers althsiemers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember her sons name. Feeling shattered he decides not to go through the process of explaining who he is and decides to head to the local pub to drown his sorrows. Bartender: hard day? Dave: my wife and two beautiful children were mauled in a head on collision with a truck and my mother can’t remember who I am. Bartender: yeah sure but was it a hard day? Dumbstruck with this ridiculous remark Dave pauses for a moment. The bar is silent only the sounds of bottles clinking and feet tapping on bar stools can be heard. Cigarette smoke hangs in the air. Dave stares at the bartender momentarily then throws his bottle at him send him off balance Dave then grabs the shot gun he knows the bartender keeps behind the counter and shoots the bartender at point blank range. Some customers run scared witless other try to control Dave but only end up in the same position as the bartender. Dave is left standing in a pool of blood. The smell of death hangs in the air with the cigarette smoke. Feeling slightly better Dave heads home and kills himself. Dave was an excellent plumber we will miss him.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

roses are red poo is poo

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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