Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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How old are you? 7

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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