Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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