Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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