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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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