Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

sky silverstein

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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