How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Anti Joke

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