Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

13 =B you just learned something

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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