Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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