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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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