WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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like if your cool

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