- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

i found waldo.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Where's my baby??

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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