What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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