while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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