- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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