- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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