What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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bite me

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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