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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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