- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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