Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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womens rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Jesus Christ

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Anti Joke

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