A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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