- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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