Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Japan

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Gustavo Andrade

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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