Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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