A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Golf.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Matthew Baker

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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