What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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