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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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