what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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