What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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