Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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why girl die cancer

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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