A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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