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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Refridgerator.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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