Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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silver bullet?

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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no rasist joks

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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