- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

a man checks his mypsace

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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