- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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