Gustavo Andrade

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

i found waldo.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Cancer

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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