- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Your big dick.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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