- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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