How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Anti Joke

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