- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

asians have slitted eyes lol

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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