A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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