An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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