What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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