What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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