A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

i'm hard

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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