- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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