What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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