Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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