My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Burp

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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