- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Yes

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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