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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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