Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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