- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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