- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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