An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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