Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Faithful men.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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