If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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NEVER

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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i'm hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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