Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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