Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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haha black people :D

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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