Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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