- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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