To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Knock Knock.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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