- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Matthew Baker

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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