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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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