- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Feminism.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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