Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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