What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Knock Knock.

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I have a really funny joke.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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