What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Happy Monday!

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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