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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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