what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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