Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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