If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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you will like this because i am black.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Hello.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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