A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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