a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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