- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

13 =B you just learned something

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Peas

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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