The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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David Cameron

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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