A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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