What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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one of the idiot

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Women's rights

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Anti Joke

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