what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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