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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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