What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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I'm Polish.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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