Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Allah walked into AK Bar

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

9/11 my birthday

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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