How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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