- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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