Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Jovan

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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