- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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