- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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