There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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