- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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