- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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