- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

An English man walks into a pub.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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