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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A dancer walks into a barre

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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