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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.