- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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