- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

SEX

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

David Cameron

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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