- Anti Joke

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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