- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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