What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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