When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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deez nuts

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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