What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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like if your cool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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69.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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