- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

9/11 my birthday

i'm hard

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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