- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you call a Jew A Jew

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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