- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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