- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man did not like this site

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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