Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Anti Joke

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