A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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