What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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