what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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