SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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9/11 my birthday

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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