When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How old are you? 7

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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