- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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