So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

If life gives you lemonade.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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