- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Knock Knock.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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