- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

i saw amango it splootered

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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