I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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