What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Knock Knock. Come in.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Happy Monday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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