Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Anti Joke

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