- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

I wrote a funny joke.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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