- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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