- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

hola said the chinese man

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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