- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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