- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A young baby died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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