- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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