A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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