what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Dwarf Shortage

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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