What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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