Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Anti Joke

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