- Anti Joke

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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